Loading up at The Great Notch…
I’m just wondering…
do you think if we put those two
Collie’s into a whiskey barrel and
roll them down the hill
we’d still be able to hear their
barking in hell?
View from here…
we’ve done all the preliminary investigations.
based on everything
we’ve seen and smelled
we can say confidently:
a browning is happening.
Two cuts shaving… or vampire bite?
The Will to Move Balls
Wait wait wait.
I swear, it’s gonna happen.
I’ve done it like five gajillion times now.
I can will it to move.
With my ears.
Are you watching??
One of the biggest mistakes I’ve made in my life is something called “Hot N’ Spicy Coconut Ginger Pepperjam.”
Bloody knee, compliments of a Rothko lead tripwire scheme. Of the two of us, he’s the one who screamed when I fell. Mostly, though, I post this to impress you with my tremendous leg hair.
Australian speaking accent. Texas country singing accent. I’m a little bit lonesome. It’s all Kasey Chambers’ fault.
Cats #tbt 3) Look, I don’t want to brag, but I’ve held quite a few kitties in my time.
Cats #tbt 2) Balcony of my dorm apartment in 1993 or 94. This cat belonged to my roommate and might have been high from second hand smoke most of its young life.
A #tbt dedicated to cats… 1) with Outing Club House roommates and Stoney the Cat. 1995-96. My roommates rescued Stoney after she was run over by a car and lost her tail.
Bald Man Joke #1
OK, OK, OK! I got one:
How many Bald Mans does it take to write a novel?
Shit I have no idea how to finish this thing! Let’s go get a drink and think about it!
I’m pretty sure he called you
Has he had the flask out?
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